Rotund Rapper Releases Film Clip, Divides The Boogieverse.
by Dan Dobbin.
There are many things I’ll admit I know very little to nothing about. I know very little to nothing about Rap music. I know very little to nothing about the New York area outside of Hollywood representations and the New York Jets sucking since Joe Namath retired, and I know very little to nothing about the preparation and presentation of culunary delights.
For these reasons and multiple others, until last year when Pride bodyboards made a special big boys board and gifted it to Ariyan Aralani, better known to the world as Action Bronson, I had little to no idea who he was.
Fuck, if I’m honest I still have little to no idea why he’s a big deal, but that ignorance is on me.
What I do know is that he’s just released a new music clip that features the rapper paying homage to the cult classic ” Escape from L.A.” featuring some marginally competent boogin’ along with giant alligators and lasers which left me somewhat perplexed.
So I did what any self respecting person should do when they’re not sure on a topic and asked everybody else on the internet what they think:
In the effusive column we have:
“Our lord and saviour has arrived.”
“Fucking sick….good song…clips a bit of fun…fuck that’s delicious.“
“Let a brother live. Dude has fun on his boog in ice cold water he loves it that much”
It the not so much column we have:
“I turned it off in disgust after 30 seconds. All I saw was some sweaty dude with a style that stinks even more than mine riding pretend waves on a greenscreen set to that appalling shit that somehow passes as “music” these days?“
“What that clip does do though is make everyone else feel amazing about how they ride a Boog 😎👌😂”
“It baffles me how these already rich & relatively successful people latch onto surfing. Fuck, if I was already a millionaire I’d go spend my money & fuck a long & wriggly conga-line of starlets and snort a kilo of toot with a minimum of fuss & pretending to be something I’m not.“
“I don’t know what was worse.The film clip or the actual song 🤷♂️“
“Maybe the rich cunt can put his fucken money where his mouth is and throw seven figures at next year’s tour.“
Opinions, it seem, are like arseholes; everyone’s got one, and most of them stink.
More as the manufactured controversy develops….
Listen to a chat with Action here: