A you an ageing former professional Bodyboarder?

Do you have above average abilities in balancing on one foot and one knee while riding a rectangular piece of foam in ocean swells?

Do you, perhaps, already have a penchant for indulging in the meditative benifits of the Devil’s Lettuce and are interested in diversifing your income stream?

If so, we would like to offer you an amazing opportunity to become a franchise investor in the exciting new industry of CBD oil sales.

Cannabidiol, or CBD, it is one of over 100 chemical compounds known as cannabinoids found in the cannabis or marijuana plant, Cannabis sativa.

Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the main psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis, and causes the sensation of getting “high” that’s often associated with marijuana. However, unlike THC, CBD is not psychoactive.

CBD oil can reduce the pain of inflammation of arthritic joints, like those commonly associated with dropknee such as throbbing knee joints, hypertended hips from constantly try to throw the tail, and sore elbows from emulating that karate choppy thing Roach does during snaps.

CBD oil may also help reduce the depression and anxiety that comes from knowing that you will never quite gain the same respect and adoration as prone riders amoungst the masses, or finished second in the world on numerous occasions and having to live with the knowledge that you were so close, but never became a world champion.

Importantly as an ageing rider, CBD oil also potentially increases sexual function by improving blood flow to tissues, which increases sensitivity and promotes the body’s own natural lubrications, because, really, what’s the point in being to get up on the knee, if you can’t throw the leg over.

If you would like to be a part of this exciting new industry, use the code DKCBD4ME on our website to receive your DKCBD starter pack and join the stella team of famous DKCBD team riders pictured below.

That’s DKCBD4ME.

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